Buddha in Black Sweats,
I bow to you in retrospect,
you who awakened my Nosy Rosey
eyes that noticed
you
rushing to beat out others
to be first
while dripping sweat
AND
not cleaning up after yourself.
It was that final straw that arched my back
ready for a war—
Harumpf!
You got me, I wanted to reprimand you, I did.
I’m in 2nd grade tattling to the teacher,
Billy didn’t put away his cartoons to do the lesson.
I watch some ME giving you the stink eye,
ha, all the while,
you in your infinite wisdom
hold a mirror to my angst.
Now, I can see—
so easy for me to wash the machine before and after
as a great service for me and to me
all the same.
I couldn’t even see you, if you were not me, as well.
I am you, sweaty man, and
I am Goodie Two Shoes who follows the rules, and
I am the machine,
passively waiting for each one who will sit on me
and sweat holy water for us all.
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